March 1st, 2006
One Year Ago Today
My 2005 season came crashing down about my ears.
After taking three months to do all my heart tests, then keeping me waiting for a month to give me a consultant appointment, then postponing it for three weeks, then keeping me waiting for an hour or two while they locate some of the results, the Consultant, has read the file and declared that my […]
I’ve just had a dose of man-flu.
Combined with my withered lungs I’ve had a peak flow this last week of just 350. That’s compared to the norm for my age of about 700. And my mountain biking peers of even more.
Still, it coincided with some of our worst weather this year, more like Summer 2004. […]
Went for my echocardiogram yesterday to find that the appointment was Wednesday.
Cock.
All my fault.
It could be months before another appointment comes through because the system is full of:
a) private patients paying to jump the queue and not actually reducing the burden on the NHS at all,
b) cocks like myself who have an appointment but […]
Tomorrow I go for an echocardiogram of my heart. Think ultrasound scan, but for middle aged men.
What the doctors will be looking for - I hope - is hypertrophic myocardiopathy. Enlarged or thickened heart walls.
Hopefully they’ll not find it.
If they do that’s the end of any athletic career on a bike. No fair. It’s going […]
In descending order…
170 bpm - chasing roadies
156 bpm - steady 24hr racing pace
105 bpm - driving down a quiet M5
85 bpm - being driven down a busy M5
84 bpm - galloping a large and psychotic horse while trying not to run over the dogs
70 bpm - brisk walk
65 bpm - sitting on large/psychotic horse in […]
After a week of R&R camping in Cornwall doing nothing but getting some sun and enjoying bodyboarding* I got back to find that dates are now arranged for all my heart tests. In the week following the R&R the palpitations are back big style. Went to the doctor on Friday who has told me not […]
Monday
I finally have my outpatients appointment following on from my heart problems earlier this year.
I have a brief ECG which comes out normal. The doctor is amazed that I was told not to exercise, and tells me that I’ll be scheduled for some treadmill tests to confirm that I can get back to work on […]
Following on from 71/48 my doctors appointment has now arrived.
20 June. 2pm. Exactly five days before I start SSMM2005.
Leaves me precious little training time when they give me the all clear.
Just drunk half a can of Pepsi Max after being off the caffeine for a while.
Woah!
That set things off.
2+ hours Thursday night cheeky trails - not a peep.
1/2 can Pepsi - bang bang bang.
I’ll have to treat my body as a temple - set up stalls for money lending in the lobby, that kind of […]

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Actually we‚re lying about the Maverick since some low-life stole it.
A dogs dinner of links to stuff that we have arranged in an apparently random manner, though I assure you it made sense at the time.
The things we listen to are occasionally logged on Last.fm
New! iPod updating courtesy of iScrobbler.
It doesn't update from the wheels of steel though :-)
Remember kids, vinyl can't carry Digital Rights Management.
in no particular order...
For all that we like the up-to-the minute offerings of the web there‚s nothing like a proper badly photocopied A5 fanzine or a glossily printed proper magazine to keep you occupied on the throne. Here, in no particular order, is our material of choice.
In the UK as we give away our civil liberties in the name of freedom it might be handy to be aware of Photographers Rights.
Don’t let The Man stop you shooting.
If anyone has a full set of NEMBA results (that‚s North of England for you colonial types) then please forward them.
sometimes you just gotta take action, or at least be able to get our hands on the FACTS