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July 12th, 2006

New Adverb

I’ve always referred to those fit as fuck but technically inept racers that you find at the back of Sports class racers as faffers.

Fits nicely with the dictionary definition of faffing too.

But what to call those unfit and technically inept riders that you see pushing over any and every obstacle on the trail?

Fortunately one of the local cycling clubs has come up with the answer. From now on they are known as ‘trotters’. If you can stomach it the case for the prosecution is available on youtube.com.

WARNING! Watching the above video may kill your desire to ride. If you feel these side effects take another look at Sentenced To Life or other quality cycling videos available from your local retailer.

Posted by Nick on Wednesday, July 12th, 2006 at 2:06 pm | Filed under stuff
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